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wes skilesUser since: Sep 06, 2009
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Arrange Show“you would look better in night vision”
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| Coined by: | dave thomas Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | none |
| Meaning: | your ugly |
| Tags: | looks, turn, downs |
“as a matter of fact,i do like to eat cats!”
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| Coined by: | Wes Skiles Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | bumper sticker |
| Meaning: | no explanation needed.... |
| Tags: | sex, fellatio, oral |
| Coined by: | dave thomas Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| Tags: | one, two, three |
“I'm tellin' mom!”
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| Coined by: | wes skiles Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | growing up with an older,and younger brother |
| Meaning: | your in trouble, payback time |
| Tags: | busted, brats, siblings, rivalry |
“don't cut your tool off,to spite your wife!”
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| Coined by: | Wes Skiles Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | none |
| Meaning: | married life,and challenges |
| Tags: | wife, marraige, women, tool |
| Coined by: | Wes Skiles Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | good jab at someone.. |
| Meaning: | your a loser |
| Tags: | loners, dummys, braggers, liars |
“that outfit would look better in the dark”
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| Coined by: | Wes Skiles Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | none.. |
| Meaning: | you look like crap in that outfit |
| Tags: | clothes, appearance, looks, truth |
“Dammit Jim,I,m a Gynocologist!!”
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| Coined by: | Wes Skiles Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | new spin on old quote |
| Meaning: | everyone has their specialty,and should stay there... |
| Tags: | star trek, stupid, friends |
“Where in the hell is Dr. Doolittle,when you need him?”
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| Coined by: | Wes Skiles Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | getting bit by a Parrot... |
| Meaning: | if you could talk to animals,they would react to your commands |
| Tags: | animals, bites, pets |
“they sat it's been found to cause cancer in California...Lucky for me, i live in Virginia!”
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| Coined by: | wes skiles Shop this phrase |
| Posted by: | wes skiles |
| History: | read it on a can....first part.. |
| Meaning: | you can die anywhere |
| Tags: | any state |